Friday, January 15, 2021

Kill Your Idols

Today's post is an elaboration of one of my entries for the Mothership 20x20 Jam. This is a one-shot scenario intended as a planetside adventure on a more civilized planet, if your players happen to spend some time on one. Feel free to run it either as a satire of the dehumanization rampant in the celebrity world and particularly the idol industry, or as a fun bloodbath with androids getting their heads messily blown off. Or both. Either (or both!) can work, depending on the overall mood at your table. You can also integrate Pink Is Blood into your campaign setting without actually running this scenario. Cannibalize, cannibalize, cannibalize.

You can also eschew the space setting entirely if you want, and plug this scenario directly into the currently in development official cyberpunk hack for Mothership, null.hack, with relative ease.

[Content warning: dehumanization, mass shootings, android gore, behavior-altering drugs, exploitative entertainment industry practices.]

The original 20x20.

Tuesday, January 12, 2021

1d100 Trinkets for Mothership

  1. Bottle of ferrofluid
  2. Interestingly shaped moon pebble
  3. Tuttuki Bako electronic toy
  4. Book: "The Eternal Fight: The Life of Adi Motombo"
  5. Flayed facial synthskin of your own android doppelganger
  6. Scotch glass from an orbital bar
  7. Pamphlet: "The Ninth Eye"
  8. Challenge coin, Space Marines 47th Ice Moon Specialist Regiment
  9. Regulation vac-ball
  10. Venus of Willendorf replica, plastic
  11. Postcard from an ocean planet ("The Oceans are Endless on Meridian")
  12. Full set of dog teeth, titanium-plated
  13. Pamphlet: "Jumpspace Addiction: There is a Way Out"
  14. Fleshlight
  15. Real chicken egg, boiled
  16. Book: "Necroplanetology"
  17. Electronic rosary
  18. Animalistic zero-g drone companion
  19. Expended cartridge for a handheld railgun
  20. Book: The Anarchist Cookbook, 145th edition
  21. Packet of delicacy synth-meat (blue whale)
  22. Corporate work safety mascot keychain (Safey the Spacer)
  23. Piece of the first asteroid you set foot on
  24. Wilted xenoflora in resin, scratched message ("You'll always be welcome home")
  25. Wiccan Book of Shadows
  26. Single magboot, blood-stained
  27. Pamphlet: "The Decent Samaritan"
  28. Vial of adrenochrome
  29. Metallic rose made from bent hull pieces
  30. Book: "Don't Quit Your Day Job: A Guide to AI-Enhanced Cryptocurrency Trading"
  31. Necklace with religious symbol (Alpha and Omega on a 12-pointed star)
  32. Comic book, extremely inaccurate 21st century setting
  33. Literal tinfoil hat
  34. Band T-shirt, corporate android pop idols
  35. Mood ring
  36. Foot-long piece of torn space elevator cable
  37. Pamphlet: "Know Your Death World"
  38. Epipen
  39. Taxidermied alien creature, aquatic, from a subsurface ocean
  40. Expensive makeup kit
  41. Book: "The Iron Ring - A History"
  42. Prayer rug
  43. Hookah pipe
  44. Full set of gaming dice
  45. Pamphlet: election promises
  46. Tattoo gun
  47. EVA knife, blade melted to slag
  48. Pamphlet: "High Adventure, Higher Pay! Join the Space Marines Today!"
  49. Flash drive containing virtual drugs
  50. Water purification kit
  51. Six-pack of energy drinks ("Hyperjump")
  52. Book: "STARFUCK" (underground art zine)
  53. Cheap VR suit with built-in porn slickworld, glitchy and low-res
  54. Acoustic guitar, real wood
  55. Bottle of vintage Heart of Darius yeast whisky
  56. Fireproof blanket
  57. Bible, Reconstructionist Arcturian denomination
  58. Pet bacterial culture in Petri dish
  59. Cassette: "Mindful Meditation in Cryosleep"
  60. Fold-out topographic map of jungle moon, pencil markings
  61. Book: "Classical Period Maya Poetry"
  62. Bottled gas giant atmosphere
  63. Lucky heat shield ceramic tile, charred black
  64. Kangha comb, Kara bracelet and Kirpan dagger
  65. Pamphlet: "The Singularity is Coming! Are You Ready?"
  66. Combat drug injector unit, torn out of its host and broken
  67. Hachimaki, "一番"
  68. Book: "Practical Demon-Summoning"
  69. Ball gag
  70. Citizenship card for a horrible totalitarian planetary dictatorship
  71. Magazine: "Popular Xenobiology"
  72. Contact lenses with access to corporate social media
  73. Hell money
  74. Pamphlet: "Blacklegs Beware"
  75. Emergency blood transfusion kit
  76. Black credit card for a collapsed interstellar bank
  77. Killer alien creature bobblehead
  78. Pamphlet: "Billionaire in a Day: The Corven Method"
  79. Body pillow, corporate android pop idol
  80. IOKEE technician permit
  81. Book: "Crabitalism"
  82. Journal scrawled full of binary code
  83. Can of supersoldier nutri-paste
  84. Pamphlet: original Old Earth Chick Tract
  85. 12 years old hamburger, none the worse for wear
  86. Metallic canopic jars, for Neo-Kemetic burial
  87. Zero-g mug, "THE UNSTOPPABLE GAY SH*T, WHAT YOU WANTED"
  88. Snowglobe with a tiny gravitic field generator, gravity can be switched on and off inside
  89. Pamphlet: "Uplift Rights?"
  90. Set of trading cards, corporate propaganda mascots
  91. Vantablack handkerchief
  92. Unopened time capsule, unlocks in 150 years
  93. Biodegradable packet of triffid seeds
  94. Graffiti stencil set, vacuum-grade spray cans
  95. Book: "The Cyberiad" by Stanislaw Lem
  96. Clunky old electric flashlight, practically indestructible
  97. Empty glass vial with a label claiming it contains a single dark matter particle
  98. Acceptance letter, Gruithuisen Gamma Research University
  99. Pamphlet: "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD"
  100. Cyanide capsule

Monday, January 4, 2021

1d100 Patches for Mothership

  1. "BOSS"
  2. Elder Sign
  3. "Smooth Criminal"
  4. Tragedy mask with headshot wound
  5. CONELRAD logo
  6. Android Power fist
  7. "If you can read this, back the hell off"
  8. Idol group logo: "Pink is Blood"
  9. "Front Toward Enemy"
  10. Free Republic of Mars flag
  11. Yellow Sign
  12. Chibi bunny mascot holding a pulse rifle
  13. Ouroboros
  14. "Certified Medium"
  15. Star of David
  16. "Hello, My Name Is:"
  17. Signs of the zodiac, arranged in a color spectrum
  18. "COFFEE POWERED APPARATUS"
  19. Eye of Providence
  20. "魔王"
  21. Vantablack square
  22. Neo-Buddhist Chrome Lotus symbol
  23. 8-ball
  24. "Jupiter Forever"
  25. Our Lady of the Astronauts
  26. T. rex skull, "AsteroidCon 66,000,000 BC"
  27. Buraku Liberation League logo
  28. Apollo 11 mission patch (slightly inaccurate historical reconstruction)
  29. "Emergency Organ Donor"
  30. Druze star
  31. Rainbow flag
  32. "КОНЕЦ, ТОВАРИЩИ"
  33. Eight-pointed Chaos Star
  34. Copyleft symbol
  35. "Genius"
  36. Pinup: Medusa, "My eyes are up here, bud"
  37. "Lamb of God"
  38. QR code reading "WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW"
  39. Leviathan Cross
  40. Glider (Conway's Game of Life)
  41. "All Outta Delta-V"
  42. Recycling symbol
  43. Anarcho-capitalist flag
  44. Cracked starfighter pilot helmet
  45. "Never Forget Betelgeuse"
  46. Archery target, over the heart
  47. "Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Cocaine"
  48. Goetic sigil (Decarabia)
  49. "Women Fear Me, Fish Fear Me, Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me As I Walk, No Beast Dare Make A Sound In My Presence, I Am Alone On This Barren Earth", cartoon salmon
  50. Martian new dollar sign
  51. "Best Before: [date of birth]"
  52. Mushroom cloud
  53. "Safety First: Do Not Fist Android Girls"
  54. Five-leaf clover
  55. "Vat-Grown and Proud"
  56. Aztec glyph: Tenochtitlán
  57. Orion constellation
  58. "Future Veteran"
  59. Wizard hat
  60. "I ♥ NNY"
  61. Mr. Yuk
  62. "Overgrown Boy Scout"
  63. Logo of a private military company
  64. The Shahada, written in Square Kufic
  65. "CH3CH2OH"
  66. Tardigrade, "SURVIVOR"
  67. Brain and eyeballs
  68. "Carbon Chauvinist"
  69. Infinity symbol, actually a cheaper letter 8 patch turned onto its side
  70. Rocket equation
  71. "I'm Secretly an Android"
  72. Sloan Great Wall (religious imagery)
  73. "I Love My Boss", cartoon vampire
  74. Pinup: Brünnhilde (Wagner), fat
  75. Frothing mug of beer
  76. "I WANT TO BELIEVE", man in alien rubbersuit
  77. Anime girl, green hair
  78. "Mommy's Special Boy"
  79. Antimatter hazard symbol
  80. Tally marks, 23
  81. Space Marines patch, 113th Drop Troops
  82. "DTF"
  83. "Bloody Pleb"
  84. Transgender symbol
  85. Tokugawa Clan crest
  86. "Speed Limit: c"
  87. "VEnGeANce"
  88. Structural formula of testosterone
  89. "No Grave But the Void"
  90. Mask of Tutankhamun
  91. Slot machine, all cherries
  92. "Certified IQ Free"
  93. Archer's salute
  94. Laika the Dog, "Good Night"
  95. Centauri Democratic Socialist League logo
  96. Adinkra symbol: Gye Nyame
  97. One star out of five
  98. "There's One Race, the Space Race"
  99. Snake biting boot, "I FUCKING TOLD YOU"
  100. Fast food chain logo: smiling chicken head in a pan

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

1d10 organisms from Curie's World

This is a list of 10 different alien creatures you might encounter during your work assignment on the hellish, radioactive garden planet known as Curie's World. This is only a very narrow slice of the planet's staggering biodiversity, but hopefully enough to get your gears turning.
  1. Nuke Tree and Elephant's Foot Tree: Common treelike organisms feeding on the violent radiation outbursts of Curie's star. Nuke trees are tall, slender and their trunks are unnervingly smooth. They tend to form massive forests, fighting for the lethal sun"light" with their melanistic, radiation-collecting fronds. Elephant's Foot Trees, in contrast, are gnarled and bloated, and tend to stand solitary in nuke tree forests. Their roots secrete toxins that kill other elephant's foot tree saplings in the vicinity, thereby ensuring that they have a local monopoly on the specific cocktail of nutrients they require.
  2. Plainsland Scrammer (C 35, I 30, S 55, H (2) 25; kick: 2d10 and Body save or be flung away): Open area grazers occuring in herds of 4d10 individuals, named for their fast run. While running, they fold their middle pair of legs up against their belly, with the scrammers leading the herd's charge using their sidelegs to kick things out of the way. They are suspicious of every movement, responding with threat displays and fleeing if necessary. They are a favored prey of the greater chernobog.
  3. Greater Chernobog (C 65, I 55, S 30, H (4)30; scything claws: 3d10, digestive syringe: 2d10 damage and 1d10 Body save decrease): The apex predator of the area where Company extraction works are active, a horse-sized, black-carapaced myriapod-thing with powerful pillar-like legs and wicked sickle-shaped claws on its foremost pair of limbs. It is an ambush predator lunging out from between nuke trees or tall sootgrass to strike down prey. It cannot sustain long bursts of running, and will usually give up on prey it cannot run down within a two or three combat rounds. Felled prey is pumped full of digestive fluids, liquefied and slurped out of its skin. Chernobogs are highly territorial and solitary animals, and indiscriminately attack each other out of mating season.
  4. Black Sarcophagus (C 15, I 0, S 0, H (3) 10; acid spray: 2d10, acid bath: cumulative 1d10 per turn): Sessile organism, shaped like a black bathtub with six petals, lying in wait in nuke tree forests. Once someone or something stumbles into it (Intellect check to notice, Body save to avoid), it snaps tightly shut and begins to fill itself with digestive fluid. A Crisis check of two Strength checks are needed to pry it open, from the inside or the outside. If attacked, it sprays corrosive digestive fluids at its attacker, squealing loudly.
  5. Treetop Tokamak (C 30, I 70, S 45, H (1) 25; throw bulb: 1d10, batter: 2d10, bioluminescent flash: Body save or dizzied): About man-sized, arboreal brachiator with six limbs, each of which can function as an arm or leg, as needed. Named after their squawking call. Tokamaks are highly intelligent pack hunters, employing complicated group tactics, throwing heavy fruiting bulbs from the treetops and disorienting their quarry with dazzling flashes of bioluminescence, before descending on their overwhelmed prey and beating it to death. A tokamak troop usually counts 2d10 individuals; if a few of them are felled, they cut their losses and flee.
  6. Tsar Whaleworm (C 85, I 25, S 15, H (5) 100; fin slap: 1d10 to people or 1d10 MDMG to structures and submarines): Massive, peaceful filter feeders that resemble many-finned giant worms, each the size of a train. Graceful, combed tentacles extend from their mouthparts, scooping up xenoplankton. Whaleworms usually come near the shore in pods of 1d10 individuals, and don't attack unless they're bothered. There's been rumors of the Company sending out armored submarines to try and harpoon one of these massive creatures, but corporate consistently denies this claim.
  7. Trinity Cyst: Named for its trilateral symmetry. Bloated bladder growing from the ground in nuke tree forests, a defensive mechanism against herbivores deployed by certain radiotrophic xenofungi. If stepped on, it bursts with a cloud of poisonous powder - the powder is biochemically incompatible with humans, but incidentally it is also horribly radioactive and sticks to everything. Intellect check to notice the cyst, Body save to dive out of the cloud's way.
  8. Whistling Stalker (C 45, I 65, S 75, H (3) 30; claw spurs: 1d10): Large, agile flying creature with two pairs of wings - the first pair, broad and sheet-like, enables gliding and powerful upward flaps, while the second, small and delta-shaped, facilitates fast air propulsion and aerial maneuvers. The stalker spends most of its time gliding on its forewings, surveying the area for suitable prey (like a juvenile scrammer or a lost tokamak, generally roughly human-sized things). It dives out of the air to attack and attempts to grab its prey (Combat vs. Body save opposed roll), then ascend into the air and drop it onto an exposed rock surface (Body save or die).
  9. Tumbler-Snapper (C 20, I 35, S 60, H 1; scratch and bite: 1d10, nuke ray: 5d10 and appropriate radiation penalties): A small, ciliated, eight-legged critter that feeds on the fruiting bulbs of local xenoflora, separating out radioactive materials from its food and storing it in a special gland. As a defensive measure, it can trigger criticality in this gland via carefully controlled chemical reactions, and emit a searing burst of radiation. For radiation-resistant Curian predators, this burst is still strong enough to sicken and discourage them from attack; for humans, it causes severe radiation burns and can kill in minutes, even through a hazard suit. The tumbler-snapper has only one shot at this before it has to replenish its fuel gland again.
  10. Three-mile Mycelium: Enormous network of radiotrophic xenofungus that reaches deep into the earth, feeding on the radiation output of the planet's ubiquitous natural nuclear reactor deposits while keeping a symbiotic link with the nuke tree forests above. The mycelium exhibits a cold, vast fungal intellect - not exactly sapient, but intelligent. It wants the forest to be nice and healthy, so it can keep getting nutrients for it. To this end, it subtly manipulates local wildlife through subtle physical and chemical means - areas with an active mycelium might see worse harvests or more wild animal attacks on planetside workers, and the Company may decide it's better worth sending its workforce elsewhere.

Curie's World

Do you want to give your players a Company job that actually pays well for once? Sure, but they'll have to suffer for it.
Welcome to Curie's World, one of the worst hellholes a teamster could possibly find themselves in.
[Content warning: cancer, body dysmorphia, psychological abuse.]
At first glance, Curie's World doesn't seem all that bad. It's a rocky planet slightly bigger than the Earth, with continents, seas and a thick, turbulent atmosphere. A balmy average temperature of 23°C (despite its distance from its dim red dwarf primary) and a surface gravity of just 1.1 g make the planet pleasantly familiar to Earthers, while its low axial tilt and relatively ineccentric orbit means there are no wildly changing seasons. Much of the planet is covered in warm, shallow seas. The atmosphere, while quite vaporous and containing trace amounts of certain poisonous gases, is nitrogen-oxygen based, richer in oxygen than Earth, and breathable as long as said poisonous gases are filtered out beforehand (a relatively simple task). The planet bears rich, thriving life. Sure, the surface may be a little dim and foggy, but still very comfortable as far as planets go. By all counts, Curie's World should be an ideal colony.
So what's the catch?
Natural nuclear fission reactors are geological formations composed of a uranium deposit, rich in fissile ²³⁵U, which becomes inundated in groundwater. The groundwater acts as a neutron moderator and enables the deposit to undergo a self-sustaining chain reaction. When it reaches criticality, the reactor soon raises temperatures by a few hundred degrees, boiling away the groundwater, which stops the chain reaction. Once the reactor cools off, groundwater trickles back into the deposit, and the cycle starts again.
On Earth, there is only one known site with natural nuclear reactors. It is located in Oklo, Gabon: a complex of 16 reactors which ran for a few hundred thousand years approximately 1.7 billion years ago, depleting 5 tons of uranium oxide and producing an output of about 100 kW thermal energy in the process. A reactor cycle lasted about 3 hours, with 30 minutes of criticality followed by 2 hours and 30 minutes of cooldown. 
Reactor 15 in Oklo. The yellow stains are uranium oxide ore, the white ones are hydrothermal quartz formed by rapid water circulation.
It is believed that natural nuclear reactors cannot exist on Earth anymore, due to the decay of ²³⁵U content in uranium ore over time.
On Curie's World, planetological survey probes have found 235,354 natural nuclear reactors so far. And counting.
Quirks of the planet's geology cause these unusual features to occur readily. Abundant uranium deposits, richer ²³⁵U content in those deposits, and a much higher percentage of heavy water in the Curian water cycle compared to Earth all make criticality much easier to achieve. Hundreds and hundreds of running fission reactors dot the landscape of this pristine wilderness planet. At night, the seas are illuminated by an eerie blue glow: Cherenkov radiation cast off by undersea reactor sites, which form long geological chains similar to volcanic island chains on Earth.
This lush paradise planet is a radioactive hell. On top of all the dangers of a biodiverse garden planet, the ubiquitous reactor deposits underfoot emit massive amounts of ionizing radiation during their cooldown cycles, when their fission products are not insulated by groundwater. To make it even worse, the primary of Curie's World, a violent, highly metallic flare star, frequently and unpredictably erupts in energetic stellar flares, sending waves of ionizing proton radiation towards the planet. Curie's meager magnetosphere barely deflects any of it. (It does, however, make for some beautiful auroras, even very far away from the poles.) Setting foot on this planet, even in a hazard suit, is a sentence of slow, agonizing death.
In short, the Company is blowing through its Curian workforce like Kleenex.
The Company is interested in Curie's World for a number of reasons. The most obvious is mining. Curie's crust is abundant in uranium ore, which is richer in fissile ²³⁵U than ore found on other planets, saving a whole lot of headaches on uranium enrichment and exotic neutron moderators. Other radioactive ores are also plentiful. What's more, the planet's waters contain a lot of deuterium oxide, or heavy water, which is separated out of Curie's seas by massive, floating water extractor stations, similar to oil drilling rigs in appearance.
The other, less immediately apparent value of this planet is biotechnological research.
Curie's World is a life-bearing planet. Large hosts of alien creatures populate the surface, with underground thermo- and radiotrophic organisms feeding on the heat and radiation output of the nuclear reactors, and tall, treelike radiosynthesizers (the famous "nuke trees") spreading their sooty-black, comb-shaped fronds towards the sky, nourishing themselves on the red dwarf's violent stellar flares like an Earth plant would on light. Upon these primary producers, diverse ecosystems of strange, exotic and often dangerous animals are based - all thriving within an environment that would horrifically and painfully kill an unprotected human being within days.
The solution to this mystery is that Curian organisms have the most powerful DNA repair mechanisms known anywhere, which enables them to avoid instantly dying from super space cancer in the radiation-bathed terribleness that is the environment of Curie's World. The Company's biomedical department is very interested in these mechanisms. Research into how Curian animals make do is projected to yield revolutionary (and eminently patentable) cancer treatments, life-extension techniques, and radiation protection for spacers. They also want to use the radiation-eating xenofungus to make self-healing radiation shields for spaceships, which will definitely not go horribly wrong in any way.
It's a terribly, terribly profitable planet, and the Company is willing to pour immense amounts of money and resources into exploiting it.
1d10 jobs on Curie's World
    1. Maintenance of the uranium mining robots.
    2. Tagging, release and radio tracking of a Greater Chernobog.
    3. Heavy water extraction.
    4. Repairing the heavy water extraction platform.
    5. Processing the washed-ashore corpse of a Tsar Whaleworm.
    6. Geological surveying for new mining sites and underground natural nuclear reactors.
    7. Capturing a live Tumbler-Snapper.
    8. Accompanying important Company scientists who all have better accommodation than you.
    9. Collecting live samples from the Three-mile Mycelium.
    10. Power station maintenance.
So where do the poor sods that are your players factor into all this?
Well the Company first tried sending probes down there, but the intense radiation fried their electronics very, very fast. So they started sending people. People restock themselves on their own, with very little Company input needed, and they cost significantly less to pay than an orbital drone factory.
Thing is, Curie's World is such a shithole that the only way to attract workforce is to actually provide a high pay. Working on this planet is widely regarded as one of the worst jobs out in the black; the only people who willingly take this job are generally utterly desperate, with nothing to lose but everything to gain. The good salary is the only thing that makes it worthwhile for most workers planetside.
Why is this poor teamster here?
    1. Working off a huge debt.
    2. Trying to disappear from a crime syndicate.
    3. Believes they deserve to suffer for something they did.
    4. Incurable, suicidal wanderlust.
    5. Sentenced to hard labor.
    6. Trying to pull their loved ones out of poverty.
    7. Blindly worships the Company.
    8. Rugged individualist prospector.
    9. Genuinely unphased, just here for the money.
    10. Lobotomized Company bioroid.
When you arrive to work on Curie's World, they upload your mind into a simple, utilitarian, mass-produced sleeve. These come in one male and one female variant, and largely look the same - they're made for  work, not for convenience. They stash your original body in a large, efficiently packed cryobay, where it will stay for the duration of your work assignment. They give you a big pack of mildly effective anti-rad pills, a hazard suit, and the tools for your job, put you in a shuttle with fifteen other sleeved workers, and send you down. Then you'll work for a month or two, until you develop severe radiation sickness and die while vomiting and bleeding internally. (Here's some good rules for radiation sickness by Swampgirl.) At this point, a chip implanted into your sleeve's brain stem activates and beams your consciousness back to the Company space station in orbit, where they put you in a new sleeve and send you down again.
This is all a huge expense, but cheaper than sending a new probe every week, and still preferable to leaving the planet unexploited.
What are you bawling about? It wasn't even your real body, you big baby. Do you even remember what your own body feels like anymore? Here, take this neurochemical pill to suppress your crippling body dysmorphia, and get in the shuttle again. Don't you want that cute daughter of yours back in the slums on Omicron Colony to get into that nice university? Then you better get in the shuttle, friend, because that tuition isn't paying itself.

Kill Your Idols

Today's post is an elaboration of one of my entries for the Mothership 20x20 Jam . This is a one-shot scenario intended as a planetside ...